What says good morning more than an ice cold, imaginary French martini?
And what says good afternoon more than some virtual vomiting in a luxurious invisible bathroom inside the Virtual Lushary?
I feel like I've been out of touch. Like everything is moving too quickly. Like I can't absorb everything. I think I need to sit down today. I'll be pouring drinks from the seated position. Maybe with my feet up too. So tell me about your life right now--what is happening--both good and bad.
So...as always... It has been a little more than a month since we met, bitched, cried, comforted, and caught up each other on our cycles and lives. As always, pull up a seat and I'll pour you a drink. Let everyone know what is happening in your life. Maybe you just peed on a stick and you're wondering if it's too early or if it's a sign of how the beta will go in a few days. Or maybe you just found out that you're getting to cycle again soon. Or maybe you need a good cry to let out some of that stress you've been carrying as you wait for that first sonogram to confirm the pregnancy. My only request is that if a story catches your eye, you follow it back to the person's blog and start reading their posts. Give some love, give some support, or laugh with someone until your drink comes out of your nose.
I have a ton of assvice in my back pocket and as a virtual bartender, I will give it to you unless you specifically tell me that this is simply a vent and you do not want to receive anything more than a hug.
So if you have been a lurker for a while, sit down and tell us about yourself. Remember to provide a link or a way for people to continue reading your story (or if you don't have a blog--gasp!--you can always leave an email address if you're looking for advice or support. If not, people can leave messages for that person here in the comments section too). If you're a regular at the bar, I'll get out your engraved martini glass while you make yourself comfortable. And anyone new, welcome. I'm glad you found this virtual bar.
For those who have no clue what I'm talking about when I say that the bar is open, click here to catch up and then jump into the conversation.
Drink specials this month for all stirrup queens or sperm palace jesters who are currently undergoing any form of waiting in honour of the second blilt. And...by strange coincidence since I just noticed it right now...the 4th book of the Barren Bitches Book Tour--Waiting for Daisy. Waiting. It's freakin' everywhere. And feel free while you're hanging around the blog to send over a blilt square or sign up for the book tour... (and if you're still finishing leaving comments as part of the tour, the list of participants is under this post if you scroll down).