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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

My Blogoversary the Day After Tomorrow

I know Andy Samberg and T-Pain have got a motherfucking boat, but I have a blog, I have a blog, take a good hard look at the motherfucking blog. Er...and by motherfucking, I don't actually mean "mother" fucking since our sex does not actually result in parenthood...hence that whole problem with the mother connection...er...

But what better way is there to celebrate the eve before the eve of my third blogoversary than by writing a post that is sure to elicit several emails asking me why I feel the need to use such foul language. Honestly, Melissa.

Happy third blogoversary to me--I'm having a virtual gluttony of blogger loving this week between seeing Chez Perky, Family Beginnings, Baby Smiling in Back Seat, and A Little Pregnant. It's just like candles in a cake...with one to grow on.

Get your towels ready, it's about to go down...

43 comments:

Anonymous said...

Happy 3rd Blogoversary! You've helped and supported countless people all over the world. A global stirrup queen! If you know what I mean xxx

'Murgdan' said...

Bwhahahahaha....nice video choice. My towel is ready....

Happy almost Blogoversary!

:-)

Mugsy said...

Happy Blogoversary to you! Thank you for being you!

Heather said...

Happy Blogoversary! What an amazing three years you've had.

Anonymous said...

Happy Blogoversary! I love that video :)

AwkwardMoments said...

Seriously LOVING this blog post! Rock out Lollipop Goldstein

Beth Kyle said...

hahahahaha

N said...

Happy motherfucking blogoversary! (also, I'm laughing really hard right now.) I'll treat you to a blogoversary coffee at some point, I promise. ;-)

Baby Smiling In Back Seat said...

Happy almost-Blogoversary Eve!

I don't think I know anyone else who is so kind yet has such a pottymouth. I love it.

See you tomorrow!! :)

Morgan Owens said...

LOL funny song choice!

Happy 3rd Blogoversary eve!

Looking forward to reading 3 more years of your blog! :)

ME! said...

LOL!! How exactly DO you 'F' a mermaid?!?!? I love the video, and it is your blog, you can mother fucking cuss if you want to!!!

Thanks for the laugh! HAPPY eve eve of your Blogoversary...I am still waiting for the fireworks!!

FET Accompli said...

Happy Almost Third Blogoversary! That video is hilarious - I think my hubbie has watched it over 100 times!

Beautiful Mess said...

My towel is ready, as well! happy eve of the eve of your blogoversary!
*HUGS*
P.S. sometimes foul language is necessary! Especially when talking about something as exciting as a THIRD blogoversary!

Clare said...

Happy happy blogoversary! And who needs a boat when you've got a blog?? :)

..al said...

Happy Blogoversary...And My Doozoo Antennae are telling me something is up.


Come on! You better let us know...or I will sneak and put red and orange paint on your doorknobs!

VA Blondie said...

Happy Blogoversary! Loved the video! Going to to my towel ready...

JB - A.K.A. Jenn said...

OMG - Happy motherfucking 3rd Blogoversary Mel - you ROCK out with your ....er...umm....SOCKS out! Yeah that's it....SOCKS!

Love the video - LMAO even BEFORE my coffee!

Hugs - have great fun on your trip!

BigP's Heather said...

Happy Blogoversary!!

I completely forgot mine earlier this month...

Half of a Duo, Raising a Duo said...

Hysterical. I loved that skit on SNL. Hope the trip on the Hill goes good. Happy Blogoversary!!!! Thank you for the ballbustin' and the openness. Openness is GOOD!

Liddy said...

Happy Blogoversary! Three years, that is fucking amazing. Thank you for starting this blog and bringing so many of us to feel supported in your own IF journeys. Okay continuing on the nice sentence, sentence with a swear word, nice sentence pattern. I am so pissed I won't see you in DC next week, enjoy storming the hill tomorrow. I get my chance on Tuesday to try it on my states one senator. You are fan-fuckin-tastically amazing, thank you.

Kim said...

I got my flippy floppies, I'm ready to fucking go! Happy Motherfucking Blogoversary!

Thanks for all you do!

Meghan said...

Happy motherfucking blogoversary!!!!

Anonymous said...

Happy almost Blogoversary!!! Thanks for all you do for this community. :)

Kristin said...

Bwahahahaha...had to turn off the video and save it for later when little ears aren't around. Happy 3rd Blogoversary!

Sarah said...

Hahahaha! Nice.

Happy almost blogoversary!

caitsmom said...

Happy 3rd blogoverary!!!!

HereWeGoAJen said...

I feel like I should mail cake...

Anonymous said...

Happy third! The blogosphere would be a dimmer (and considerably less organized) place without you. Glad I've never had to live that reality!

Anonymous said...

Happy motherfucking blogoversary, Lolly. You absolutely rule.

Deathstar said...

You are one serious mutha! Happy mother blogfuckingversary! oooh, I'm feeling bad!

Lori Lavender Luz said...

I wanna be part of the gluttony!

Mwaaaaaaaaah! on your 3rd blogoversary. You are responsible for SO many connections, Mel. It's awe-inspiring.

Bluebird said...

LOVE IT!

Happy blogoveorsary. It wouldn't be the same without out :)

Larisa said...

Happy Blogoversary! I wish I could be at the RESOLVE thing. I promised myself last year I would go this year, and, yet again, I lied to myself. Go you and the rest of the infertiles!!

Mrs. Farmer said...

Happy Blogoversary!!! I'm so happy to have found your site. You have given so many women hope. Myself being one of them. When your struggling with this issue (infertility) in your life it feels like this is a hopeless world. But reading your blog gives us hope and I want to thank you for all that HOPE!!!! Sending you cyber Hugs!!!!! And keep up all the good work!!

B. said...

I think you should be allowed to stretch the blogoversary out to encompass at least a week, don't you? Sure, the day itself will always be the most special day of that week, but I don't think it's overkill to celebrate for seven days. Birthday and anniversary parties are fun- why limit yourself?

Anyhow, thank you for all that you do. And happy blogoversary!

Sunny said...

I am cracking up at that video!!! Too funny! And I love that you say motherfucking, and you don't mind that I say motherfucking, too. (I mean, at least I ASSUME you don't mind if I say it. I'm hoping the fact that you say it gives implicit permission for the rest of us.)

Congtratulations on the motherfucking blogoversary!!

theworms said...

Great song, my DH is addicited to it and is now insisting that he wants an actual boat :)

Happy Blogoversary!! Thanks for bringing together this amazing blogging community.

Paz said...

I feel your motherfucking joy! (I love cussing and I try so hard not to, so this is just another thing to thank you for, a forum to use fun fucking language.)

3rd Blogoversary, wow! Thanks and congrats!!!

Hillary said...

Hehe, happy blogoversary!!

mandolyn said...
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mandolyn said...

Happy Blogoversary, Mel! I first tried to wish you a belated one, then realized that actually reading the title of a post clarifies things. Sigh. I'll just sit down with my flippy-floppies and raise a glass to you. Happy 3rd!

Suzy, Not a Fertile Myrtle said...

happy 3rd blogoversary! i'm so excited to be learning more from this community.

Somewhat Ordinary said...

I was gonna say sorry for being late, but I'm not!!! Happy Blogoversary!

You gotta BLOG! Love the video choice - I saw it a couple of months ago and thought it was very clever.