The scene: Jewish nursing home in New Jersey. Melissa, wearing a hooded sweatshirt and pyjama bottoms, greets the other people sitting at her grandmother's lunch table.
Grandma: This is my granddaughter, Melissa. She is so smart; so smart. I don't know what I did to get such a smart granddaughter. She writes books. People pay her to write.
Elderly Jewish people stare at Melissa with keen expectation that something brilliant is about to be said.
Melissa: I forgot to pack pants this trip. That's why I'm wearing my pyjama bottoms. Because I forgot to pack pants.
Elderly Jewish Woman: It's a different kind of smart.
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