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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Bah Bah Baby Shower

I know this commercial is sports-related (I know that due to the ESPN insignia and not because I actually know this player. Is she a player? Someone who loves sports?), but we can watch it on a very different level. Your task: a simple reassignment the letters of ESPN to stand for...




So what does ESPN stand for in the IF world?



16 comments:

Jess said...

No clue. Now you've got me thinking MUCH too hard for a Wednesday afternoon.

Beagle said...

She's just another ESPN . . . effin smug pregnant nitwit

Maybe I better limit my "creativity" to clay.

Nica said...

Every Single Prenant Non-me

The Town Criers said...

Extra special pregnant nutjob.

Jen said...

I was going with Extra Special Parenting Network.

Nica said...

Early Signs Prove Negative

Beagle said...

I like nica's second entry!

DD said...

Estrogen Suffused and Progesterone Nefarious

OK, it's a stretch, but if you squint and realize the meanings of the words all lined up like that....

I'll shut up now.

Heather said...

Extra Sensitive Person Needing out.

Extra Sensitive when Period Nears.

Lori said...

Every Shower is Pretty Nbearable

C said...

Egg and Sperm Produce Nothing. :P

JuliaS said...

Endless Sex Produces Nothing

Estrogen Spent Progesterone Numb

Egg Sperm Procreative Network

Tara said...

Ever Suffering Pregnancy Nightmare

Vacant Uterus said...

I love Tara's.

Especially Stupid Penile Nutjobs
(for those "special" in-laws and friends...)

Encouraging Sisters Protecting Newbies (for my peeps keepin' it real in Blogland!)

Eggless Spermless Procreative Nothings (I'm playing for that home team.)

This is too much fun. I could go on and on...

~Flicka

S said...

Hmmm....

Enormously Scary Progestrone Needles

Even Stupid People get(K)nocked up

Extremely Sarcastic Pissed-off Nfertile

Estrogen-Soaked Psychotic Nuthouse
(aka: What My house will be called once I start stims)

This is fun! Something to think about while I get over the flu....

Smiling said...

Eggs sometimes proceed nowhere