tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post3698016437907261621..comments2023-08-15T05:02:58.115-04:00Comments on Stirrup Queens and Sperm Palace Jesters: How I Came to Wear a Turkey Cutlet Bra to the WeddingLollipop Goldsteinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01020874415819057995noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-71108923240903806512008-09-15T20:01:00.000-04:002008-09-15T20:01:00.000-04:00OMG, I'm only *just* getting around to reading thi...OMG, I'm only *just* getting around to reading this post, but I'm about to DIE laughing. <BR/><BR/>And I'll tell you what - when I'm done nursing, which is going to be SOON, I think, I'm going to Sylene's to treat myself to a NEW BRA that fits RIGHT and doesn't have any wacky openings at the front!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-87813901540622172502008-09-13T21:09:00.000-04:002008-09-13T21:09:00.000-04:00Kind of makes me want to buy a plane ticket to get...Kind of makes me want to buy a plane ticket to get over there. I do like me a properly-fitted bra. They're harder to come by than they should be, especially for the backless dresses.<BR/><BR/>BeaBeahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11877513815828460269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-59691590437408822432008-09-12T19:00:00.000-04:002008-09-12T19:00:00.000-04:00I'm thrilled that Sylene's came to your rescue in ...I'm thrilled that Sylene's came to your rescue in such a caring way. I ran right over to their website to see what I could find. Sadly, they carry nothing in my (100% natural) size! Story of my life. . . .Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-7386748566600136782008-09-10T21:04:00.000-04:002008-09-10T21:04:00.000-04:00We have a store like Sylene's here in the midwest....We have a store like Sylene's here in the midwest...only it's called ELMO's. haha. <BR/><BR/>What a wonderful woman to give you such a great gift that day!<BR/><BR/>If I'm ever in DC, I'll have to find her!Photogrlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13709453130822429881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-21300963296471343332008-09-10T13:33:00.000-04:002008-09-10T13:33:00.000-04:00You're like a supermodel now!!You're like a supermodel now!!beaglehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17627886826215379414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-25916431226989270802008-09-10T12:31:00.000-04:002008-09-10T12:31:00.000-04:00My mom and Sister swear by them, they wear them ev...My mom and Sister swear by them, they wear them every day with a bra. <BR/>I might check out Sylene's since being a D cup comes with it's own challenges. <BR/><BR/>I'll bet you looked AMAZING and what a great gift she gave you: feeling beautiful inside and out.Kirhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17894442143508446312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-57891464525189310172008-09-09T12:51:00.000-04:002008-09-09T12:51:00.000-04:00What a great story! I found myself to be reading ...What a great story! I found myself to be reading as fast as I could-like I was helping you race against time:-) Such a dork, I know.<BR/><BR/>Anyway, my sister has a pair similar to this and my nephew thinks they're toys (such a boy).<BR/><BR/>What a wonderful lady at that store, too! Good for you to pay it fwd.Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01484007558206947938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-61552020127787812042008-09-09T12:48:00.000-04:002008-09-09T12:48:00.000-04:00Just what I needed after a tough morning -- a funn...Just what I needed after a tough morning -- a funny story with an uplifting message.<BR/><BR/>(Sorry, couldn't help the pun...) :)Sunnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10964875388384777306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-30658379720364434382008-09-09T10:53:00.000-04:002008-09-09T10:53:00.000-04:00What a nice story!!! Well, not the whole you being...What a nice story!!! Well, not the whole you being frustrated but Helen hooking you up with the turkey boobs!Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10271156228029984462noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-75503878667495520632008-09-09T09:39:00.000-04:002008-09-09T09:39:00.000-04:00I wore these under my wedding dress. But I have sm...I wore these under my wedding dress. But I have small boobs! How the hell would someone with a large chest be supported by them? They don't support for shit! I'm so confused right now but I'm glad it all worked out for you.J Sweethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17662253403116052079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-43439656581029891542008-09-09T09:03:00.000-04:002008-09-09T09:03:00.000-04:00I have a set of these, not as a bra, but as a set ...I have a set of these, not as a bra, but as a set of fake boobs, and do you know why they are the best thing ever?<BR/><BR/>Because some of us, cough cough, are extra nipple endowed. And even padded bras won't hide these headlights baby!<BR/><BR/>So, we must wear these things on any occasion where someone might see us. <BR/><BR/>Or our headlights.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>(BTW, Mel, I have a post up right now that I want some others to read. Are you doing another LFCA this week?)Aureliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13691032415028867902noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-25438734582667642862008-09-09T06:17:00.000-04:002008-09-09T06:17:00.000-04:00I so understand where you're at!I tried those stic...I so understand where you're at!<BR/>I tried those stick on ones once - the ones I bought came in packs of 5 pairs. I'm an E cup and figured I should use all 5 at once. In theory great idea. In practice - at 2am, slightly drunk and with my boyfriend, removing them.... not so easy! I ended up in showing ripping them and some skin off! Never again!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-17690621473384897192008-09-09T01:58:00.000-04:002008-09-09T01:58:00.000-04:00eaThis is why I need a stylist. Because I have be...eaThis is why I need a stylist. Because I have better things to do with my time - like watch TV - than look for bras to fit backless dresses.Deathstarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03925549983959400448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-88840576234726169492008-09-08T23:46:00.000-04:002008-09-08T23:46:00.000-04:00I LOVE THIS STORY! And the pic of the turkey cutl...I LOVE THIS STORY! And the pic of the turkey cutlet...ON A PLATE!...priceless!<BR/><BR/>How do those boobs work? I don't really udnerstand how they'd DO anything for you!Jesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05181924375187173030noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-78243004563069220172008-09-08T23:28:00.000-04:002008-09-08T23:28:00.000-04:00I am SO moving to DC. Just need jobs, mountains, ...I am SO moving to DC. Just need jobs, mountains, and to transplant my whole family.<BR/><BR/>I don't think we have a turkey cutlet store here.Lori Lavender Luzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15394441222262940632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-39238885877987562662008-09-08T22:41:00.000-04:002008-09-08T22:41:00.000-04:00You should have asked the innernets. I love my cut...You should have asked the innernets. I love my cutlet bra for backless occasions. Of course, mine is more of a quail's cutlet than a turkey cutlet.Samhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06066499436533594138noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-81196445507175411142008-09-08T22:12:00.000-04:002008-09-08T22:12:00.000-04:00OMG What a wonderful story. I particularly loved...OMG What a wonderful story. I particularly loved the "in a damn fine pair of panties" line.<BR/><BR/>I've so embraced my underendowed state I don't know that I'll ever wear (need?) a bra (though I could, perhaps, use a turkey cutlet), but, hey, it's good to know if only to pass along to friends.<BR/><BR/>I do hope you'll post a picture of your turkey-cutletted self in the dress, though.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-66660427710013428212008-09-08T21:37:00.000-04:002008-09-08T21:37:00.000-04:00what a very touching story. I just love hearing a...what a very touching story. I just love hearing about stories such as these. it helps me remember why I need to continue to spread the love. <BR/><BR/>My sister has these so called turkey cutlets. We called hers Chicken breasts.<BR/><BR/>I am in desparate need of a good bra. But I just can not stomach the price of oneAwkwardMomentshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11854477296635420810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-78314354617244006852008-09-08T21:00:00.000-04:002008-09-08T21:00:00.000-04:00Some people call them chicken fillets. Of course, ...Some people call them chicken fillets. Of course, to us vegetarians, it's hard to distinguish one cut of meat from the next!<BR/><BR/>When I'm wearing the wrong bra it exacerbates my back problems, so money is no object when it comes to proper bras for me. I do try not to mention "money is no object" to the saleslady though.Baby Smiling In Back Seathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06483533946303787478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-23896834506444074902008-09-08T20:26:00.000-04:002008-09-08T20:26:00.000-04:00How incredibly sweet of Helen! I hate bra shopping...How incredibly sweet of Helen! I hate bra shopping, so I will have to add this to my list of reasons I need to visit DC asap.Iohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00918928563224342054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-76620905734146960902008-09-08T20:09:00.000-04:002008-09-08T20:09:00.000-04:00You're priceless, Mel!! : )You're priceless, Mel!! : )loribethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09272814565916935113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-86821372552384010862008-09-08T20:05:00.000-04:002008-09-08T20:05:00.000-04:00oh mel, this is JUST what I needed today, on so ma...oh mel, this is JUST what I needed today, on so many levels. I needed to laugh, to know that there are still good people in the world, and I sure as hell need a breastpert. seriously. maybe worth a trip to DC even. <BR/><BR/>in sf there's a shop run by a famous former stripper named carol doda who was known for her big boobs, but nothing seems to compare to your wonderful shop... <BR/><BR/>thanks for the story today.lunahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15455301696832647867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-26883189478267236802008-09-08T17:21:00.000-04:002008-09-08T17:21:00.000-04:00How incredibly cool! Talk about great customer se...How incredibly cool! Talk about great customer service and priceless word of mouth advertising.Kristinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10791317184998122691noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-25607198982812476642008-09-08T17:18:00.000-04:002008-09-08T17:18:00.000-04:00What a FANTASTIC story! And it looks just like a ...What a FANTASTIC story! And it looks just like a freakin' turkey cutlet!<BR/><BR/>Seriously, it really is a great, heart-warming story. It makes me want to jump on a plane to DC just so I can go to Sylene's!Jamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11509124764568535676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-22338825080357078442008-09-08T16:54:00.000-04:002008-09-08T16:54:00.000-04:00Oh wow. I'm laughing at the whole stick on bra thi...Oh wow. I'm laughing at the whole stick on bra thing since I remember a bridesmaid from a friends wedding needing them years ago. The turkey cutlets are fantastic. And what a great story that she took care of you. If I am ever in that area I will have to go to that store just to see if they can find something that will stay where it's supposed to.battynursehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02240029154165501340noreply@blogger.com