tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post7559302245944528897..comments2023-08-15T05:02:58.115-04:00Comments on Stirrup Queens and Sperm Palace Jesters: ThrowdownLollipop Goldsteinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01020874415819057995noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-16397250299653160402007-07-22T09:20:00.000-04:002007-07-22T09:20:00.000-04:00Now, did all the women have reasonably close, medi...Now, did all the women have reasonably close, medically diagnosed issues. For example, did they all have severe MFI on the one part and progesterone issues for the other? Because, unless they have controlled the variables as much as possible,,,<BR/><BR/>The idiocy of the world never ceases to amaze me. Let's all go on a nice vacation with good food...that will solve everything, right? Or was it clowns? Didn't clowns solve everything a whie ago? In that case, this post will help someone with its funny...Staciehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04505622963819102492noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-1758046696043366732007-07-20T21:22:00.000-04:002007-07-20T21:22:00.000-04:00You, well, you know! I mean really, the stuff you ...You, well, you know! I mean really, the stuff you can pull off. Amazing. <BR/><BR/>Come to think of it, I have not had enough IVF and DIET trauma in my life...where do I sign up!<BR/>Daisydaisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08715651027625017411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-29527221984103577272007-07-20T11:44:00.000-04:002007-07-20T11:44:00.000-04:00What a fabulous send-up of a truly sickening telev...What a fabulous send-up of a truly sickening television concept.<BR/><BR/>One piece of assvice I got recently - my mother read an article saying that tap water causes reproductive problems. There is literally no end to what you can hear.In and Out of Luckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11211825510910211158noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-47211057024809121642007-07-19T19:21:00.000-04:002007-07-19T19:21:00.000-04:00Mel, I loved your story. I just don't know whethe...Mel, I loved your story. I just don't know whether to laugh or cry.Kamihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01215000341567119958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-40574964376431147962007-07-19T15:27:00.000-04:002007-07-19T15:27:00.000-04:00what a frickin' riot! thanks for making my crappy ...what a frickin' riot! thanks for making my crappy day a little nicer.tryingin2007https://www.blogger.com/profile/11696872171761663145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-1029540213692794172007-07-19T14:17:00.000-04:002007-07-19T14:17:00.000-04:00Oh, hell. My freaky, nut-job sister is already tr...Oh, hell. My freaky, nut-job sister is already trying to tell us that all of our health problems are because we do things like eat tomatoes and onions. Well, duh. We're Italian...what does she THINK we're going to put in the sauce? All I need is for her to get wind of this. She'll expect me to live off of wheat grass and flax seeds or something similar. (No offense to anyone who likes wheat grass...I've given it many a try, I just can't do it. As for flax seeds, they're great but I wouldn't want them to be the main feature of my diet.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-69481778708672791152007-07-19T14:14:00.000-04:002007-07-19T14:14:00.000-04:00You know, I think that this could actually happen....You know, I think that this could actually happen... yikes!<BR/><BR/>My favorite part is where Pak Chung says, "She wasn't even infertile..." Lol... oh man did I need that!<BR/><BR/>Do I want to know what your veiws about 'The Secret' were? :)Grad3https://www.blogger.com/profile/01507004280070094471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-52530556056033195802007-07-19T13:45:00.000-04:002007-07-19T13:45:00.000-04:00Wow, Mel, that was amazingly funny! I laughed so ...Wow, Mel, that was amazingly funny! I laughed so hard I almost forgot about how horrible that show sounds!Allisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13283616541112506262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-84315545681854790512007-07-19T13:27:00.000-04:002007-07-19T13:27:00.000-04:00I got irritated just reading it...probably because...I got irritated just reading it...probably because I recognize all the actors as being people in my life. I think if this ends up as an actual show I will throw my TV out the window.Tiggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01469966108028329809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-4248440617799403362007-07-19T12:59:00.000-04:002007-07-19T12:59:00.000-04:00OMG! Where do get this stuff! HAHA....BEAUTIFUL!...OMG! Where do get this stuff! HAHA....BEAUTIFUL! Love it. :)Esperanzahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14841585672805438897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-42871600534913313912007-07-19T12:22:00.000-04:002007-07-19T12:22:00.000-04:00Okay, I am doing all sorts of wacky nutritious eat...Okay, I am doing all sorts of wacky nutritious eating and pounding vitamins and herbal concoctions AND accupuncture... but even *I* don't think it's enough.Nicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14145625896565064664noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-6136288735832297122007-07-19T12:20:00.000-04:002007-07-19T12:20:00.000-04:00Baby race? Are you kidding me? Was it interspers...Baby race? Are you kidding me? Was it interspersed with shots of them MAKING the baby? Love your Bobby Flay script - please be careful that it doesn't get into the wrong hands - I want to be able to watch the cooking network!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-59865811843434297062007-07-19T12:16:00.000-04:002007-07-19T12:16:00.000-04:00I'm glad I didn't watch the show (or even heard of...I'm glad I didn't watch the show (or even heard of it before now) as I'm sure we would have been out the next day shopping for a new TV after I had thrown a melon through the screen.<BR/><BR/>I have enough "reality" in my life, I don't need to watch some one else's on TV. And what were these couples' fertility "issues" anyway?<BR/><BR/>GAH!DDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17864339996118337420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-4701765713542328532007-07-19T12:12:00.000-04:002007-07-19T12:12:00.000-04:00God, I needed that laugh so bad...Thank You! You ...God, I needed that laugh so bad...Thank You! You are hilarious.<BR/><BR/>Unfortunately, I'm sure I will be one of many to get that "insider's tip" on getting pregnant. UGH!BigP's Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07124157582246972372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-89639124765015771262007-07-19T10:45:00.000-04:002007-07-19T10:45:00.000-04:00Mel, you are too too funny. I think I love you.I c...Mel, you are too too funny. I think I love you.<BR/><BR/>I can't wait until that show comes to Canada, hehe. As soon as it airs I can lay a complaint with the CTRC for violation of the broadcasting code, get it yanked, get a fine levied against the hideous jerks who produced it and maybe even a tidy monetary settlement on behalf of infertiles everywhere.<BR/><BR/>Hmmmm, don't you guys have something like this in the U.S.? Like the FCC?<BR/><BR/>Are there any lawyers reading this? Class Action anyone?Aureliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13691032415028867902noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-54742318021958427592007-07-19T10:38:00.000-04:002007-07-19T10:38:00.000-04:00LOL - that was wicked funny!!!! Classic....But wha...LOL - that was wicked funny!!!! Classic....<BR/><BR/>But what dumbasses for making a show like that....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-17612266845617589762007-07-19T09:55:00.000-04:002007-07-19T09:55:00.000-04:00Thanks for the laugh this morning... I really hope...Thanks for the laugh this morning... I really hope they don't start this in the US!! :)Jamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01418041735007521091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-25890122978196977152007-07-19T09:19:00.000-04:002007-07-19T09:19:00.000-04:00Mel, I can't stop laughing! Hopefully we will all ...Mel, I can't stop laughing! Hopefully we will all be able to laugh at the assvice we are sure to get from this!<BR/>CarlaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-76427265215694105702007-07-19T09:11:00.000-04:002007-07-19T09:11:00.000-04:00Well I guess everything is solved now. We'll just ...Well I guess everything is solved now. We'll just have to await the "Gimme-a-Baby" cookbook. Imagine the $$$ we'll all save!Erica Kainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02917897064970938887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-18024794640381915872007-07-19T08:16:00.000-04:002007-07-19T08:16:00.000-04:00Bwahahaha -- great satire!Bwahahaha -- great satire!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-91963910821931068882007-07-19T07:40:00.000-04:002007-07-19T07:40:00.000-04:00But what if you can't relax when Bobby Flay is in ...But what if you can't relax when Bobby Flay is in the room?<BR/><BR/>You are a genius. The makers of the TV show are lucky you have me laughing too hard to hunt them down like animals in the wood.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-22554489942058885332007-07-19T07:38:00.000-04:002007-07-19T07:38:00.000-04:00I DID try the diet thing (pre blogging phase) the ...I DID try the diet thing (pre blogging phase) the Julia Indichova version of heal your body and mind and get pg without an RE. <BR/><BR/>I DID NOT work for us.<BR/><BR/>Anyway . . . your script was great!beaglehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17627886826215379414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-42137869414933040232007-07-19T07:36:00.000-04:002007-07-19T07:36:00.000-04:00WOW, Mel, you're GOOD. I'm very impressed with you...WOW, Mel, you're GOOD. I'm very impressed with you reality tv skills.<BR/><BR/>(That British show- what a load of bull.)ms. chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02369055212101853503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-44750129411350362722007-07-19T04:00:00.000-04:002007-07-19T04:00:00.000-04:00You have no idea. I am British and I have to share...You have no idea. I am British and I have to share a country with this. And yes, the 'are you eating enough fish?' assvice is now everywhere. Answer, yes, I do eat enough fish. And enough veg. And fruit. And nuts and seeds. And I avoid caffeine, sweets, white flour, potatoes. No, it's not helping (though my hair looks lovely, thank you). I didn't ovulate when I weighed 120 pounds, I really don't see how losing weight now is going to make me ovulate now. No, I don't eat dairy. You mean I should eat dairy? No? Dairy is bad? OK. Hang on, wait, dairy is good? MAKE UP YOUR DAMN' MINDS.<BR/><BR/>*sobs bitterly into her herbal tea*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30259745.post-19377067538063550902007-07-19T02:09:00.000-04:002007-07-19T02:09:00.000-04:00We don't have those whows, but hasn't stopped me l...We don't have those whows, but hasn't stopped me laughing my socks off!Drowned Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07930956007436787200noreply@blogger.com